Radomly bizzare questions

[asianpuppy]

Just a place where you can post extremely weird questions, and get really stupidly funny answers.
Who wants to go first?!

[Bakarangerpink]

Have you ever wanted to smack someone in the face with a frying pan?

[asianpuppy]

Well, its more of a something such as the rude spider that's farting over there in the corner.
it is the spider. its not me.

[Kuma-san]

Well, its more of a something such as the rude spider that's farting over there in the corner.
it is the spider. its not me.

I just bet it IS the spider.

[asianpuppy]

it is.

anyhoo, what would you do if you woke up and were surrounded by chibi's?

[Kuma-san]

I'd freak out and then want to hug them all. lol. (chibi's are cute, :D)

hmm, what if your pet kitten came after you with a machine gun? (that's an epic ass little animal ain't it?)

[Vicious]

get rambo on his monkey ass what if some homeless guy comes up to your car window and ask if youre gay and need a roommate....it didnt happen to me...its just a random question....(cries)

[Kuma-san]

sorry man... I'd have to run that red light, lol, I'd seriously have to do it, lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

omg.. okay... what if you were asked to save the world? from silly putty.

[Vicious]

what you tryin ta say about silly putty? you racist i love silly putty some of my best friends are silly putty
what if chickens held you hostage for the legendary golden egg of omlets

[Kuma-san]

*throws silly putty at the chickens* hey this stuff comes in handy!

what if flavor flav burst into your house and made himself at home?

[asianpuppy]

id kick him out.. who is he?

gawd i live under a rock.. what would you do if you saw a homeless kitten?

[Kuma-san]

I'd hug him and squeeze him and name him... idk what i'd name him, lol.

what would you do if... idk... I'm outta these questions, :p wait! have you ever wanted to screm at someone and don't know why?

[asianpuppy]

Yes, quite often. no i kid, but yeah i do know that feeling..

have you ever disliked someone, and you didnt really have a reason why you just... would send "dislike" aura whenever your around them?

[kira]

Never without a reason. I have not wanted to associate with people but that's more because I'm anti social than anything else.
Have you ever wondered if it would be possible to get rid of a body without leaving a trace?

[Vicious]

wah? who told you?....er i mean noooooo of corse not..... stop loookin at me like that or ill (****Please Stand By****) give you a big hug

What if RootAnime became self aware and took over your friends brain?????

[Kuma-san]

That would be sucktacular... I'd have to blow something up. (explosives are fun, fireworks rule. lol)

uh... lemme see, what if you got some horrible disease and all your organs turned to mush?

[asianpuppy]

umm..i wouldnt exist? idk..lol
what would you do if had a cow?

[Kuma-san]

I think you do. moo... *glomp*

hmm... what if time suddenly sped up and you were 20 years older?

[asianpuppy]

dude, id walk out of my house to get to a certain somewhere lol..

[Kuma-san]

har har har. lol. chill I'm gonna be up there soon, I did promise y'know.

what if you were 60 year old still living at you mom's house? (personally, i'd have to kill myself)

[asianpuppy]

dude, id be living in the basement.. idk.. now that i would wanna die lol..

dude your mom would be soo happy loll..

[Vicious]

where? oh there

[asianpuppy]

yeah.. so what would you if a guy said you won a million dollars?

[kira]

hold out my hand and tell him i wanted it in cash.
what would you do if your emotions could destroy the world if they got out of hand?

[Bakarangerpink]

We would be dead
what if your hair changed color with your mood?

[asianpuppy]

omg thatd be fricken awesome!!! *tries to turn my hair black* awww..

what would you do if you ran away from home?

[kira]

get a job then an apartment.
what inanimate object would you be?

[Siri_Leigh]

I'd be a stuffed animal so I can be hopefully special to someone.
Have you ever looked in the mirror and asked who is that?

[Kuma-san]

oh yeah, lol. definitly.

what if you had that monster book from haryy ptooer and it tried to eat your face?