Bubble gum.
Useless facts about me:
Useless fact 1: I've always wanted to be a gypsy
Useless fact 2: I want a male harem
Useless fact 3: I love Canada
Useless fact 4: Mash potatoes are my favorite side dish
Useless fact 5: I like setting things on fire.
Useless fact 6: I find sexual harassment funny.