Corrupt a Wish

[kira]

That's not funny because It'll probably end up true!!!!!!
Granted but everyone hates you so they bury you alive.

[Siri_Leigh]

I wish you could have said your wish so I can mess it up...

[Bakarangerpink]

granted but you don't do a very good job

I wish I had a third nipple

[Siri_Leigh]

granted but it's on your forehead
I wish I could walk my dog today.

[Bakarangerpink]

granted but you step in ur dogs poo

I wish I no longer had a third nipple

[Siri_Leigh]

Wish granted, you loose the one in your right boob.

I wish it would rain all week.

[Bakarangerpink]

granted but the whole world floods

I wish I could tap dance

[Siri_Leigh]

wish granted but now you can't stop tap dancing.

I wish bakaranger shrunk

[Bakarangerpink]

granted but I get awesome super powers and terrorize ppl

I wish I could speak french

[Siri_Leigh]

Wish granted but you only know how to say "Ou est la fromage?"

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow.